Touchdown Sydney

Where have I landed? Aspects of this place seem hazy but have a glimmer of memory to me. Where is this place where cars stop to let me cross the road? The buildings look modern here. Taxi’s use meters? Pizza is actually served by an Italian guy! Hot water comes out of the tap so quickly here. I wasn’t expecting it, I almost scalded myself. Rules of the road? There are rules? Seatbelts? They don’t make you safe, they just make it hard to bail out of the car. People don’t pronounce L’s as R’s, weird. Jeans are supposed to cost $20, not $200! I think somebody put the decimal point in the wrong place on the beer flyers. Why is it so cold here? I can’t wear flip flops without looking like an asshole? Where am I? What is this place? WHERE THE FUCK IS KYLE!!???