So I was just about to go to bed tonight and I thought 'hey, I'll check my blog quickly', since a computer at my hostel has the software that allows me to access it. Curious to see who around the world is looking at my blog, I go to the stats section. There I see I have a bunch of views from India. I try to think who I know is in India right now, and can't think of any since my two friends Matt and Jesse aren't there anymore. I then go into the traffic sources page to see where the views are coming from. Most of them are from google searches, and at the bottom is a list of search keywords that led to my blog showing up on the search page. Here they are:
where the fuck is kyle
aurangabad fuck
fuck limbo
hostel rural area good or bad
indian new capal fuk
khatmandu fuck pic
Now the two at the top and the one in the middle don't seem to strike me as odd, being that the middle one is about traveling, but it's a little offputting that the simple word 'fuck' (one of the most commonly spoken English words) and my posts about my travels in India somehow link my blog with some perverted Indian man sitting at his computer hoping to have a wank at some dirty Indian porn. Congrats buddy, you have made me and a ton of people at my hostel laugh hard, and even more so now that I can publicly berate you with little to no reprocussion. Next time try YouPorn.
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